Friendship Burnout – A Calm Chaos Mini Book for Best Friends & Emotional Support Goblins
Mini Meditations & Friendship Certificates for Mess, Magic, and Mutual Delulu For the friend who kept you alive this year. (You know exactly who this is.)
£9.99
Some friendships feel like therapy.
Others feel like home.
The best ones are both, with unhinged voice notes.
Friendship Burnout is a tiny love letter disguised as a calm book.
It’s for friendships built on mutual delulu, late-night spirals, shared silence, and the sacred art of texting “home safe?” without irony.
This isn’t a serious workbook.
It’s a pocket-sized emotional reset filled with:
Mini meditations you can read together or send as screenshots
Gentle reminders that you’re not “too much” for the right people
Ridiculously earned friendship certificates for surviving the plot, together
Open it when you miss your person.
When life gets loud.
Or when you want proof that your chaos is deeply, beautifully loved.
Funny, soft, and surprisingly grounding, this book reminds you that friendship isn’t about having it together.
It’s about having each other.
🟢 Perfect for…
Best friends, soul friends, chosen family
Long-distance friendships and shared group chats
Care packages, birthdays, breakups, or “thinking of you” moments
Friends who communicate in voice notes, memes, and emotional spirals
Anyone whose support system deserves official recognition
Fans of humour-forward wellbeing and heartfelt gifts that don’t feel cheesy
🟢 What Makes This Book Different
This book doesn’t analyse friendship.
It honours it.
Instead of advice, it offers presence.
Instead of fixes, it offers recognition.
The certificates aren’t a joke, they’re permission to say: this connection matters.
It’s emotional validation, but make it soft, funny, and frameable.