How (Not) to Be a Monster

👻 Welcome to Monster Academy

Fear is mandatory. Crying in the coffin room rusts the hinges.
And perfection? Banned.

In this warm, witty middle-grade story, a shy ghost enrolls in Monster Academy and discovers that maybe being a “bad monster” just means being an excellent human.

Follow the Monster Intern through ten laugh-out-loud chapters filled with:

• ✨ Monster Therapy Tips that make anxiety a little less scary

• 🧠 Field Notes on confidence, comparison, and courage

• 💀 Professor Gloom’s sarcastic scribbles (surprisingly wise)

• 💌 The Certificate of Imperfect Completion — your proof that being weird = wonderful

🎁 What’s Included

• Complete illustrated eBook (PDF format)

• Bonus Monster Starter Kit printable pack - journal pages, certificate, survival tips and more

• Lifetime access to any future updates (you’ll get an email if we add extra pages)

🌙 Why Readers Love It

“It’s like Halloween meets therapy meets a hug.”
“My 13-year-old couldn’t stop laughing - and neither could I.”
“A comfort book for anxious kids (and adults pretending not to be).”

💡 Perfect For

• Cozy October reading nights

• Classroom and book-club discussions

• Anyone who’s ever apologized to a ghost or their own feelings

📦 Details

• Format: Digital PDF (e-book download)

• Pages: 67

• Language: English

• Age range: 10 – 15 (young at heart welcome)

• Price: £8.99 launch offer (regular £10.99) until 31st oct

• Instant download after checkout

🔮 Join Monster Academy

Buy now and get your Certificate of Imperfect Completion today.
Because you don’t have to be fearless to be brave - just a little haunted and still trying.

🧁 Limited Halloween Launch Bonus: Free Starter Kit included until Nov 1 🎃