Parenting Survival – A Calm Chaos Mini Book for Tired, Loving Parents
Mini Meditations & Parenting Certificates for Bedtime, Breakfast, and Emotional Plot Twists
£9.99
For parents doing something impossibly big in a very mortal body.
Parenting is beautiful.
Parenting is exhausting.
Parenting is doing your best while Googling things you never expected to Google.
Parenting Survival is a small, gentle book for parents, carers, and guardians who love deeply and sleep lightly. It doesn’t offer advice, routines, or miracle fixes. It offers something more useful:
recognition.
Inside, you’ll find:
Mini meditations for mornings, meltdowns, and messy endings
Soft reminders that “good enough” is more than enough
Predictably earned certificates for bedtime survival, school runs, public tantrums, and keeping everyone alive
This book is for the quiet moments between tasks.
For the parents who apologise, repair, try again, and keep showing up.
For anyone who needs to hear, gently and often: you are not failing, you are exhausted.
Funny, compassionate, and deeply human, this is a pocket-sized calm for days that feel louder than you expected.
🟢 Perfect for…
Parents, stepparents, carers, and guardians
Anyone raising tiny humans or navigating teenage emotions
New parents who feel overwhelmed but deeply devoted
A thoughtful gift for exhausted mums, dads, and caregivers
People who need reassurance, not another parenting manual
Bedside tables, kitchen counters, and school-bag chaos
🟢 What Makes This Book Different
This book doesn’t try to optimise parenting, it normalises it.
There’s no pressure to do more, be better, or fix everything. Instead, it honours the emotional labour of showing up tired, apologising when needed, and choosing love over perfection. The certificates aren’t jokes, they’re acknowledgements of real, unseen effort.
It’s parenting support without judgment.
Care without comparison.
Leave it on the kitchen table.
Open it between “brush your teeth” reminders.
Return to it when the day feels heavy.
You’re allowed to be tired.
You’re allowed to need softness.
This book is here for that.